It's finally here! The premiere of "The Face!" And even though it's only, oh, the very first episode, we're already treated to a variety of door slams and insults that would make any reality show fan blush with excitement.

Before we begin, let's become acquainted with our Team Leaders:

Naomi Campbell, who says "If people think they know me, they can think again." Well I would love to know you Naomi but SOMEBODY won't accept my LINKEDIN request.

Karolina Kurkova, who has modeled for both lingerie emporium Victoria Secret and luxury label Chanel, which would easily have triple the sales had it been called "Karl Lagerfeld's Secrets."

And Coco Rocha, 24, the youngest of our judges. Coco says she's not your typical model and she doesn't play it safe. Coco's museum-worthy Ugly-Pretty Face is in complete agreement with this statement.

During last week's Elimination Special, we learned which teams the model contestants would be on this season: Team Naomi, Team Karolina and Team Coco.

Week in, week out, the coaches of the losing teams will pick their weakest model to go to the elimination round, where it will be up to the coach of the winning team to decide which one goes home. Remember those door slams we talked about earlier?? Well this set-up kiiiind of has something to do with it. (Say, everything.)

Host Nigel Barker introduces us to New York, telling us that "as a model, if you can make it here, you can truly make it anywhere," which is exactly what Frank Sinatra had in mind when he wrote that song. Really, banging barely legal models is actually exactly what he had in mind.

We get the first glimpse of the apartment the models will be living in. And look! It's an Anthropologie catalogue!!